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[sophistry]

scuba soph: I have just kind of been in that had-enough-sleep-so-why-am-I-so-tired-I-can't-make-proper-sentences place all day.
SweeneyAgonistes: ew.
scuba soph: blegh. *prods brain*
scuba soph: brain: *sludges*
SweeneyAgonistes: ... D:
SweeneyAgonistes: just so long as there aren't any tentacles.
scuba soph: *was kind of picturing Kang, actually...*
SweeneyAgonistes: D:
scuba soph: or that brain from the movie Hogarth stays up to watch in The Iron Giant.
SweeneyAgonistes: ... *suddenly grateful has never seen*
scuba soph: :O
scuba soph: your life is empty and meaningless.
scuba soph: FUCK OH MY GOD
scuba soph: WE NEED A KENT-MANSLEY-I-WORK-FOR-THE-GOVERNMENT
SweeneyAgonistes: ... *lost*
scuba soph: he is the agent they send to investigate reports of sightings of the Iron Giant
SweeneyAgonistes: and we... need one?
scuba soph: incredibly paranoid, believes in Soviet satellites up there... above us... watching... boop... boop... boop, thwarted repeatedly by a twelve-year-old, etc.
scuba soph: he would pee himself at Milliways
scuba soph: and then have neverending comical fuckups trying to prove its existence to his CIA superiors
SweeneyAgonistes: ... :D!
scuba soph: *____________*

COME ON, MILLI-MUNS ON MY FLIST. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR.

Also, jeez. Someone going to boxcon, bring The Iron Giant and make everyone who hasn't seen it watch it on my behalf. I will demand pictures of Sweeney crying like a little girl.