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[sophistry]

I officially feel like the shittiest kind of headachey, all-over-achey crud, I walked downstairs into a wankstorm that I am too woolly-brained to actually comprehend what is being argued about, and everyone around me is somehow contriving to act in such a way that every stupid word out of their mouths makes me want to peel their collective face off with kitchen cutlery, weigh it down with rocks, and jump up and down on it, screaming, and then smash the rocks to pieces with my bare hands for good measure.

How are you?