Actually, after making this post, I went "Fuck it," knocked on my sister's door (around 11am, mark you), and rescinded the offer of buying her half of the present for later repayment, on the basis of still not having seen a brass farthing of the pre-Christmas loan. I am now 'mean' and 'scabby' and all those other things, but GUESS WHAT. I have Mother's Day presents for my mum and grandmother, and a certain someone who only bothered to drag their ass out of bed an hour ago has none! WHO WILL LOOK LIKE THE MEAN ONE TOMORROW, I WONDER.