Holly, I just. They just. Here, let me casually invade your personal space and touch your hair! Why thank you - now I shall charm you with my smile that you canonically cannot resist!

*gurgles*

(I haven't even typed up the bits where Jack feels bad about resenting Nathaniel Martin, and really tries not to, only he just takes up so much of Stephen's time, and it's not fair. JAAAACK.)