I'm alive. *waves* I've just spent the past few days in a haze of braindead sleep-deprivation, since the past two weeks have been spent 1) waiting for everyone to finish watching tv so I can bed down on the couch, 2) getting a terrible night's sleep on said couch, and then 3) being woken at 8:00am by hammering and sawing directly overhead. Life. Anyway.

I've been meaning to gank this for a few days, but kept putting it off for reasons of above-mentioned braindeadness, and not being able to find my (broken) headphones with the (working) microphone amongst the mountain of boxes in the conservatory. However! Said apparatus has now been located and cunningly combined with a working pair of actual earphones, and I have decided that not only is retarded-from-sleep-deprivation in fact the best state in which to do this, I really just kind of want an excuse to sit around being lame all day. So...

Recording Meme

Ask me a question or give me a prompt, and I will reply, through the magic of sellotaped technology, with a voice recording. Singing prompts will be met with appropriate derision.