scuba soph: I want Christmasfic where West tries to give Claire his dick in a box.
shaticordia: kjkjdfkdjf
shaticordia: Claire: "Um..."
shaticordia: (long pause)
bookelfe: .......
shaticordia: "Thanks...West..."
bookelfe: Mr. Bennet: "I don't think that's appropriate, Claire."
scuba soph: Mrs. Bennet: "Nonsense. You can't be the only dick in her life forever."
scuba soph: *RIMSHOT*
shaticordia: dfkdjfkldjfdkfjdkfd
bookelfe: *chokes*

Presentation = success! Well, ish. Wegian. I phrased some things kind of retardedly and said "Uh," a lot, what with being up since ass o'clock this morning, but on the whole, it went perfectly okay.

Now, to attempt to stay awake long enough that I don't wind up waking up at ass o'clock again tomorrow.