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NEVER BEEN SO PROUD OF MY NATION

Dear Internet,

We are now within spitting distance of three weeks to St. Patrick's Day. As such, please be aware of the potential for outbursts of extreme Irish Rage, and carry your hard-hats and wank-brollies with you at all times.

Love and kisses,
Sophie

Life is hard without
The proper size screwdriver;
Tweezers will not do.