"You are to consider that a certain melancholy and often a certain irascibility accompany advancing age: indeed, it might be said that advancing age equals ill-temper. On reaching the middle years a man perceives that he is no longer able to do certain things, that what looks he may have had are deserting him, that he has a ponderous great belly, and that however he may yet burn he is no longer attractive to women; and he rebels. Fortitude, resignation and philosophy are of more value than any pills, red, white or blue."

"Stephen, surely you would never consider me middle-aged, would you?"

"Navigators are notoriously short-lived, and for them middle-age comes sooner than for quiet abstemious country gentlemen. Jack, you have led as unhealthy a life as can well be imagined, perpetually exposed to the falling damps, often wet to the skin, called up at all hours of the night by that infernal bell. You have been wounded the Dear knows how many times, and you have been cruelly overworked. No wonder your hair is grey."

"My hair is not grey. It is a very becoming buttercup-yellow."

Jack wore his hair long, clubbed and tied with a broad black bow. Stephen plucked the bow loose and brought the far end of plait round before his eyes.

"Well I'm damned," said Jack, looking at it in the sunlight. "Well I'm damned; you are quite right. There are several grey hairs... scores of grey hairs. It is positively grizzled, like a badger-pie. I had never noticed."

Six bells.

"Will I tell you something more cheerful?" asked Stephen.

"Please do," said Jack, looking up from his queue with that singularly sweet smile Stephen had known from their earliest acquaintance.




THESE BOOKS DO SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS TO MY HEART.

Also, I wrote a thing (related). I know, try not to die of shock. To which point: you should all go fic for charity as well.

Oh MY GOD, could it be any more difficult to get my hands on some fucking newspaper articles.

Don't even talk to me about Trinity's microfilm newspaper archives.

Trinity apparently has subscription to Times Online/Sunday Times, but not their online archives.

National Library does not allow photocopying of newspapers.

Times Online/Sunday Times archive is NOT ACCEPTING NEW SUBSCRIPTIONS.

Newstext.com.au archive has articles, but accepts subscriptions of 10 credits or more - AU$17.50. Whatever, I only want six articles, but whatever. Fine.

Except OH WAIT, SURPRIES, articles from UK newspapers cost TWO CREDITS each.

Can I top up by only two credits? Of course not!

News media: you are on notice.

(I'm not on strike, for many reasons - the simplest of which being, as pointed out by many, that not only will it affect site traffic to the approximate volume of a mouse's widdle subtracted from the ocean, but that hello, SUP/LJ want fandom to GTFO.)

Move along, move along! Just reposting Red Cross charity ficlet (GO DO THIS WHEN IT OPENS UP AGAIN) here for neatness. Look ma! Actually archiving things and using tags as they were intended by God!

( Untitled snippet, Aubreyad/*ahem* crossover. )