Confession: I just watched The Goonies for the first time ever.¹ My conclusions are as follows:

1) Lol Sean Astin, so adorkable.

2) I want femmeslash between Andi and her BFF from Parenthood. Did you see the way BFF was the 100% best at holding her close and comforting her and calming her down. Anyway.

3) Goonies!Data's descendants grow up to be Dr. Noonien Soong, Y/N

4) I want Sloth and Chunk to be (non-slashy, oh god) BFF forever.



¹Fuck off, I had a Very Disney-Centric Upbringing. And I would like to clarify that this late encounter is 100% because of exam stress, and not because of any lolarious Zefron Sloth impersonations stumbled upon on ONTD. THE END.