Oh mah gah, I have the worst hiccups ever.

D:

(I know, I know, I have been sadly absent etc. But take comfort in this, at least: yrs trly being in a holding pattern and waiting for certain providers of career-relevant internships to get back to me, a violent fit of the hiccups is in fact a terribly exciting event in the Life Of Sophie right now. Plz help, moderately oxygen-deprived.)