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[sophistry]

There is no karma. Know how I know?

Because I gave my umbrella to a homeless dude, and then got shoulderchecked by some asshole into the overflow of a gutter (and accompanying ankle-deep puddle; converse sneakers < useless).

*drips crossly on Trinity tiles*

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[sophistry]

Well, it wasn't that sweet - I was only a few minutes from college, and backpack-sized umbrellas are just one of those things that tend to accumulate endlessly in our house.

And man, I wish I'd been able to rip that guy a new one, but I spent a second too long spluttering in shock, and he vanished into the crowd.