sophistry | (no subject)

There's a reason I tend to laugh in mostly silent wheezes, and it's this: I don't think I can even describe the noise I just made whilst laughing at something my sister said, except by saying that it sounded like some sort of terrifying bioengineered fruity lovechild of Woody the Woodpecker and Goofy. I'm not even joking. I wish I'd recorded it. If I ever make that noise in public, I will have to run away and lock myself in the toilet and drown myself in the flush. Like, I just sort of... "HuhuhuhuhHUHUH!", and then we both just like. Stared at each other in horrified silence.

Oh my god.

I can't stop laughing.

But I'm trying so hard because sdlkjgfohldgh I might make that noise again and then I'll bust something.