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[sophistry]

Oh my god. Why, why, why is the uterus a vicious, bottomless cauldron of agony. I am amazed that the human race has even survived so long, given how many women must face this monthly desire to dig out one's reproductive organs with a spoon.

...And now I have to get up and try to stand up straight because the plumber is here. Is this God's idea of a joke. Sick fuck.

Comments

[mercuriazs.livejournal.com]

*snugs*

If it is of any consolation? That is the best description of a wayward uterus I've ever seen in my life.

[mad-megan.livejournal.com]

While I sympathize with your plight, I had to laugh at your commentary. :) So true, so true. sigh.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I feel the strange desire to post "Ha ha! I have a penis!"