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[sophistry]

I'm bored, cranky, and was woken after an hour's sleep to keep vigil and let the cleaner in.

You know what that means!



Anon on, IP off, all that jazz. Reserving right to screen comments at my own discretion, but... y'know. I probably won't. Talk to me about anything (anything!), nothing (nothing!), or just have a good old cathartic, ranty, primal bitch (the anonymeme version of the primal scream).

Also, pimp! Or, you know, spread the word discreetly to your confidantes-in-gossip via email/IM if you don't want to be seen to publically endorse such unsavoury things as anonymemes in your LJ. Yeah, I'm looking at you. You know you love it.

Anyway, here, I'll start with a confession:

I REALLY WANT SOME GOOD, FLIRTY, FRIENDS-WITH-BENEFITS (OR MORE????) JACK/ELIZABETH AND/OR BARBOSSA/ELIZABETH (AND/OR JACK/BARBOSSA, AND/OR JACK/ELIZABETH/BARBOSSA, YOU GET MY DRIFT) FIC, BUT I AM TOO SCARED TO GO LOOKING FOR IT. SOMEONE HELP ME OUT, GODDAMMIT.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I WANT SOME GOOD, FLIRTY FRIENDS-WITH-BENEFITS JACK/ELIZABETH TOO. ;_;

[(Anonymous)]

Should this harebrained scheme of mine actually come off, I am going to be in SO MUCH TROUBLE. :D

The guilt may last all of five minutes.

[sophistry]

I agree with this sentiment entirely. Sometimes, these things are so potentialy awesome that you JUST DON'T CARE.

[(Anonymous)]

*weeps* Where did my attention span go?

not directed at OP

[(Anonymous)]

I have seriously contemplated ways to drive you off the internet for good. I fantasize about it. As it is, every time I see you around, I throw up in my mouth a little.

actually directed at OP!

[(Anonymous)]

ditto.

Re: actually directed at OP!

[(Anonymous)]

You two need something new to fixate on.

Re: actually directed at OP!

[tropes.livejournal.com]

Directed at someone who will never read this

[(Anonymous)]

It's so much fun watching you comment on other people's journals and watching them be polite to you when I know for a fact that they hate your guts as much as I do.

Re: Directed at someone who will never read this

[sophistry]

In my fondest dreams, this is who I want it to be. Alas and alack.

[(Anonymous)]

More and more, I don't know why you keep me around. Is it to feel better about yourselves? I don't need your fucking pity. Fuck you.