Guess what was just on Sky Premiere.

[sophistry]

scuba soph: I feel like I have said this before, but
scuba soph: even though I never go for the clean-cut wholesome hunky type
scuba soph: Brandon Routh as Superman?
scuba soph: holy shit.
no cattle: oh god
no cattle: I KNOW
no cattle: WTF
no cattle: HOW DOES HE EXIST
scuba soph: SERIOUSLY.
scuba soph: HE IS... A GOD.

To justify the last half an hour I have spent whimpering at my laptop screen, a picspam.















scuba soph: god, he is so disgustingly handsome that it actually makes me retarded to look at him.
SweeneyAgonistes: ...oh dear. *giggling*

God. GOD. Okay. I'm getting a handle on myself here. Don't judge me. God.

Anyway. In honour of this Incredibly Girly Moment - coming, as they do, so rarely - I think you should all spam the comments with pictures of the men and/or women that, despite your best efforts, breeze through all your defenses and leave you a dribbling, gibbering, retarded pile of giggly, eyelash-batting goo.

Anyone posting pictures of SG:A actors gets punched in the face; extra special sparkly bonus points for Russell Crowe (seriously, shut the fuck up and don't judge me).

OKAY GO.

Comments

[silveraspen]

*cough*





... Oh don't EVEN tell me you're surprised.

[sophistry]

I... will admit that he has his moments on the show, yes - especially because the camera-men seem to be in love with his eyelashes, and who can blame them. That said, you have just illustrated my point; Jensen is the poster-boy for the square-jawed, all-American look that just never did it for me until Brandon Routh.

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

Because he makes me a puddle of goo, I add these Jensen photos to the mix:







And then there is the one who has made me weak at the knees for YEARS and is also a Superman--Tom Welling:









and as a bonus, BOTH OF THEM!



..... I'll be in my bunk.

[agonistes]

My yak does not judge, and neither should you.

[sophistry]

[misslucyjane]

I have no words to explain all the pretty.

[sophistry]

I never really found any of the cast of Torchwood attractive. Am I dead inside? :(

We can be girly together!

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

*does not judge*

Aside from Matt Lewis's Unexpected Hotness, I've been nursing a really downright embarrassing crush on My Chemical Romance's Frank Iero.

Frank on his own, I mostly find adorable, as he is shorter than me and, when not adopting an I R SRS ANGSTY ROCKER persona, perfectly willing to strike silly poses with a dorky grin, which I feel suits him much better than trying to look srs and angsty anyway.

HOWEVER, I'm also finding lots of pictures of Frank onstage at which I can do nothing but go "Nnnnghboywithguitar".

Re: We can be girly together!

[sophistry]

...I was totally prepared to mock you, because My Chemical Romance, but then I actually looked at the pictures.

Um.

¬_¬

Re: We can be girly together!

[misslucyjane]

. . . Frank is very, very pretty.

Wow.

Re: We can be girly together!

[tabslock.livejournal.com]

You don't know me so this may come across as odd. But I would like to add "nnnnghboywithguitar" to my interests list NOW, RIGHT NOW and wondered if you had any objection to that.

[flyakate]

Paul Gross, how are you so lovely? Sometimes I'll be watching Due South and just... have to stop breathing for a second. *sigh*

[sophistry]

I have heard much about the collective hotness of due South, but have yet to actually watch it. I don't see it, personally, in the screencap, but... I will still take this as further recommendation.

[skygiants]

There is no judgment here.

[sophistry]

1. NEVER. His face fundamentally annoys me. SOMEHOW.

2. A THOUSAND TIMES YES, OH MY GOD. THE REASON (+ NAVEEN ANDREWS) THAT I STUCK WITH LOST FOR SO LONG. S.DLKFJS;LFH GUH.

3. I... yes. I would do Hugh Laurie. I admit it.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I think Routh looks like a Superman, he just looks to your for that movie. This is supposed to be Supes in his thirties, and he's, what twenty-five?

That said, he does look like The All-American Boy. All he needs is a football and a dog.

I couldn't find it, but there's this scene in Desperado where she's lying on a bed in a dress and she looks up at Antonio Banderas. Who's standing on the other side of the room. Fully clothed.







And now a random adorable picture of Cath ZJ.

[sophistry]

Strangely, the only film I find Salma Hayek attractive in is Once Upon a Time in Mexico. But in that movie? The scene at the beginning? With the knives? And her thigh? GUH.

Penelope Cruz and Monica Belluci, I could take or leave, but CZJ is.. gorgeous. Just... absolutely, classically beautiful.

[adiva_calandia]

>.> He's my age. I'm allowed.

[sophistry]

I have no idea who the last two are, BUT HELLO ADRIAN BRODY. YES. A LOT. UM.

[shati.livejournal.com]

I can't believe no one else has posted Sendhil Ramamurthy. Cutest picture ever, y/n?



And while we're on the Heroes cast -- okay, Simone was pretty terribly written, but Tawny Cypress is so gorgeous.



On the general TV subject:

[skygiants]

I was going to post him! And then I decided to be (very very slightly, admittedly) less predictable.

[wickedtrue.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Oh dear.



YES, BOTH. I'd probably mutter something about being Queen of his barbarian horde to Ray Stevenson before falling VERY GRACEFULLY into his arms, and just giggle like an idiot at Keven McKidd. Accents, yes. Got to be those. Yes.




HE DOES THESE THINGS. WITH HIGH KICKS. AND THEN HE SPEAKS 145968.5 LANGUAGES. And the whole time during The Last Samurai, when I saw it in the theater, I kept yelling DON'T KILL THE HOT ARCHER GUY. I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME YET. And my entire stage combat class was with me, and those I keep in contact with STILL mock me about my thing for asian men with bows and and. If I ever met him in person, I'd mutter something about what lovely hair he has and hand him an ovary. Sometimes, you just have to hand kind of vaguely famous men your ovaries.

[sophistry]

jdf;lksjdfls;dkf Vorenus and Pullo. I never quite know whether I find them MAGNETICALLY VIRILE SPECIMENS OF MANHOOD or just too adorkable to ever want to sex up. *TORN*

Also, WOW, I do not know that Japanese guy, but HOLY SHIT he is beautiful.

Here, have some Junnosuke Taguchi.

[amberdiceless.livejournal.com]

... I can't. O_o

All the guys who do that to me these days are fictional characters not yet put on film, and exist only in my head. Or in drawings that don't necessarily match what I see in there.

*Cries!*

Re: REALLY BIG SO YOU CAN COUNT THE STUBBLE.

[sophistry]

Oh my jesus, Josie. Resize for the people whose PCs/connections can't handle images this size. Or repost with a link.

[whisperwords.livejournal.com]

*melts into puddles*

[weaverandom.livejournal.com]

...okay, now with less repeating.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I was wondering when someone'd post Quinto. But who's this (http://pics.livejournal.com/weaverandom/pic/000xaqbc) vaugely familar lady?

[unravels.livejournal.com]

Some of the Brandon Routh ones remind me of Simon Tam. Not so much Sean Maher... Simon Tam. ??

Anyway. *surveys grandly* I can see it is up to me to bring the stubble. Ahahahahaha. How about if RC does the 'leave you a dribbling, gibbering, retarded, etc' thing? *sigh* I would be ashamed, but I came to terms with this a while ago.

















...Yeah. You have seen some of these before. Well, I'm awake. Happy Monday?

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I would be ashamed, but I came to terms with this a while ago.

To terms with what? I'm straight, and I can see it.

[colonel-carter.livejournal.com]

John Barrowman


There's the stripy shirt


And he sings too, though he does have a penchant for stripy shirts.........


I haven't yet decided whether that's a good or a bad thing


Oh, yeah, nearly forgot



Mmmmmmm Kavan Smith