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[sophistry]

chaos_pockets: ...it's probably bad when you're getting ideas from writings on what a sacrement is from 1100 for icons, huh. ...or it's weirdly appropriate. *idly opens up psp* *is obviously a dilligent student*
genarti: I would go with appropriate.
chaos_pockets: I just really like the phrase, "A sacrament is the invisible form of an invisible grace". Possibly I apply it ways Augustine did not intend, but.
copinggoggles: invisible grace is invisible!
genarti: *cracks up*
chaos_pockets: *wry* Visible form, rather.
genarti: Ah. Pity. I do like that sentence, though.
genarti: Although it makes me want to cat macro slightly, yes. But that is all Sophie's fault.
genarti: *solemn*
agonistes: iz sophie's fault
genarti: wud never plot sacrilege
batyatoon: *cracking up*
copinggoggles: :O wud never macro religious themes.
batyatoon: ...
batyatoon: *face in hands*
copinggoggles: *kicks pope macros under bed*
genarti: lying cat is liar!
batyatoon: *muffled* lolprophets
batyatoon: Israelites: WE CAN HAS WATER NAO?
agonistes: >:D!!!!!!
copinggoggles: Methuselol.
genarti: Christians: We can has cheezburger now?
genarti: Jews: DO NOT WANT
shati: no you cannot has leavening
bookelfe: Israelites: "We can has golden calf nao?"
bookelfe: Moses: "INVISIBLE GOD."
batyatoon: VENGEFUL GOD IS VENGEFUL
batyatoon: ... I am in such trouble. *laughing*
copinggoggles: ceiling manna is watchin u... *runs out*
camwyn: COMPASSIONATE GOD IS COMPASSIONATE
shati: CEILING GOD IS WATCHING YOU ...
shati: um.
agonistes: Unitarians are not good for macros. :-(
agonistes: *feels LEFT OUT of the self-mockery*
shati: *thinks*
batyatoon: Sweeney: NO YOU CANNOT HAS BLASPHEMY
shati: UU: "I made u a dogma...but I eated it"
agonistes: ... *blinks* why?
agonistes: ...and...
agonistes: more like
agonistes: U MADE US A DOGMA
agonistes: BUT WE EATED IT
bookelfe: Israelites: "We can has freedom nao?"
bookelfe: Pharao: "No, you cannot has freedom."
bookelfe: Moses: "SURPRIES FROGS."
camwyn: PHaraoh: I HAS A SLAVE POPULATION
camwyn: NOOO, THEY BE STEALIN MAH SLAVE POPULATION
shati: Moses: o hai i upgraded ur sea
bookelfe: Moses: "I be formin' a coalition to take back MAH PEOPLE."
genarti: Let mah bucket go?
batyatoon: ... probably too obscure, but:
batyatoon: Nadab and Abihu: o hai we upgraded ur sacrifies.
batyatoon: God: DO NOT WANT
camwyn: *snerrrk*
bookelfe: Abel: "O hai i upgraded ur sacrifice."
bookelfe: Cain: "DO NOT WANT." *SMASH*
genarti: Or, Cain: "O hai i upgraded your sacrifice."
genarti: God: "DO NOT WANT."
jezrana: Adam and Eve: *eat fruit* ....Naked people are naked.
batyatoon: ...
batyatoon: *loves Jez*
genarti: ...HEE.
bookelfe: *cracks UP*
shati: *summarizes the Gospel of Paul:*
shati: "You're doing it wrong."
agonistes: *SPITTAKES*
batyatoon: *laughs, appropriately enough, OUT LOUD*
jezrana: *cackles*
genarti: HEe.
bookelfe: *cackling*
agonistes: god. why were macros not around when I was taking New Testament and hating it.
copinggoggles: je suis en votre Babelturm, mezclando vuestros teangas
agonistes: ...
batyatoon: ... wow, Sophie.
shati: ooh, creativity points for Sophie!
jezrana: .....wow
batyatoon: Angel of Death: IM IN UR EGYPT, SLAYIN UR FIRSTBORNZ
agonistes: Jacob: INVISIBLE RASSLIN
camwyn: You realise this means the Israelites basically wrote "DO NOT WANT" on their doors in lamb's blood?
bookelfe: Jacob: INVISIBLE FIRSTBORN.
shati: *cracking up*
genarti: ...Sophie ftw.
bookelfe: also, Leah: INVISIBLE BRIDE.
batyatoon: ... yes.,
batyatoon: Joseph: I HAS A KOAT
batyatoon: NOOO THEY BE STEALIN' MAH KOAT
agonistes: Brothers: NO YOU CANNOT HAS COAT
jezrana: Nooo, they be--yes.
copinggoggles: MAH DAZZLIN KOAT OF MANEE KOLORZ
bookelfe: Pharaoh: O hai, i upgraded ur brother.
jezrana: Jacob: VISIBLE FAVORITISM.
camwyn: *snorks*
bookelfe: Joseph: SURPRIES BROTHER.
copinggoggles: Jacob: Nooo they be takin mah favourite!
copinggoggles: sons: iz predatorz fault.
copinggoggles: wud never plot evilz.
jezrana: Wuld nevar sell brother.
bookelfe: Isaac and Abraham going to the sacrifice:
batyatoon: *laughing hard*
bookelfe: Abraham: INVISIBLE LAMB.
bookelfe: Isaac: Im on ur table, replacin ur sacrifice. :-(
bookelfe: God: O hai, I upgraded ur sacrifice.
jezrana: God: I made you a son, but I demanded you sacrafice it.
shati: Revelations: Rocks fall, everybody rise.
batyatoon: *DIES*
copinggoggles: SHATI
copinggoggles: *cracking up*
batyatoon: Um. Um. *flails* Somebody do Jonah.
agonistes: IM IN UR WHALE
shati: Jonah: I made you a me...but you eated me.
bookelfe: IM IN UR WHALE, SULKIN AT GOD
jezrana: God: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. *dispatches whale*
genarti: IM IN UR WHALE, GIVIN IN TO INEVITABILITY
batyatoon: -- God in Eden: I made you an apple, but you eated it.
shati: *cracks up* So true.
batyatoon: ... you guys
batyatoon: I am going to be in such trouble on Saturday.
jezrana: ...Lots of God going "I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE", really.
batyatoon: because it is Yom Kippur.
agonistes: ...hee hee, so you are. >:D
genarti: *giggles at Batya* We are, um. Helpful?
batyatoon: and I will be in synagogue. and at one point we will be reading Jonah.
bookelfe: *giggles* *serenely*
genarti: wud never blaspheme. iz... Batya's fault, actually.
jezrana: Call Stephen Colbert and apologize.
batyatoon: and I will be sitting there humming "IM IN UR WHALE"
copinggoggles: im in ur whale, becomin a nautical trope
shati: ...actually, you could summarize Leviticus as "You're doing it wrong," too.
agonistes: and...lots of stuff in the New Testament.
bookelfe: well. then you get Jonah going "VENGEANCE: you're doing it wrong."
batyatoon: *summarizes Job* Ineffability: You're Doing It Wrong.
phoenixchilde: *returns, scrolls up* ....you people are freaks.
agonistes: Athanasius: IM IN UR TEXTS
phoenixchilde: *cannot breathe for laughing*
agonistes: CLEANIN UR JUNK
batyatoon: Hi PHOENIX :D
phoenixchilde: HI BATYA
copinggoggles: Sodom & Gomorrah: O NOES. CEILIN GOD WAZ WATCHIN US MASTURBATE.
batyatoon: *chokes*
shati: *shrieks*
agonistes: *shrieks*
bookelfe: *CHOKES*
genarti: *dies*
batyatoon: ...
batyatoon: I can't believe it took us this long to mention Onan.
genarti: *snork*
genarti: Too easy!
shati: Far too easy.
genarti: Unlike... all the rest of these... er.
batyatoon: except if I say "Tamar: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE" nobody gets it.
agonistes: Judith, with head: O HAI
shati: I do!
agonistes: I UPGRADED UR INVADER
batyatoon: ... YESSS
genarti: *cackles*
batyatoon: Um. David & Goliath?
bookelfe: Lot: im in my daughters, breakin ur incest laws?
agonistes: *...almost says something*
shati: ... D:
copinggoggles: Lilith: U upgraded my me!
batyatoon: ... *looks reproachful at Becca*
camwyn: *snork* If that's the Tamar I'm thinking of...
shati: -- Sweeney is such a tease. what you were going to say!
agonistes: Something about Petrellis.
batyatoon: God to Adam: O hai i upgraded ur rib.
shati: ...
bookelfe: *cackles at Batya*
shati: -- I was about to say that, Batya!
phoenixchilde: that's it. *just...puts glass of water on the table TEN FEET AWAY FROM HER and gives up*
genarti: Delilah to Samson: O HAI I UPGRADED UR HAIR.
genarti: Samson: DO NOT WANT.
batyatoon: *dies some more*
shati: The Lord: *to Lot* O HAI I UPGRADED UR WIFE.
bookelfe: and Jacob's sons, to Dinah: O HAI WE UPGRADED UR HUSBAND.
batyatoon: *chokes*
copinggoggles: Moses, to pharaoh: O HAI I UPGRADED MY STAFF. CHECK IT OUT.
bookelfe: ...God, to SARAH: O HAI I UPGRADED UR FERTILITY
shati: Clearly the Bible is full of upgrades.
jezrana: *looks back in* Lot's Wife: I HAVE SEEN THE END. NO ONE WAS SPARED, NOT EVEN THE--*pillar of salt*
batyatoon: *flails*
batyatoon: Still trying to think of one for David and Goliath.
shati: Lot's wife: I wasn't looking! I was on the moon...with Steve.
silveraspen has entered the room.
jezrana: ...Wait, I saw one the other day...
genarti: ...Hi, Aspen!
shati: ...hi Aspen!
genarti: *passes tea, giggling*
silveraspen: hi all
bookelfe: hi Aspen!
bookelfe: *serenes*
phoenixchilde: Hey Aspen!
copinggoggles: you know, 'I am that I am' is sort of abstract macroese...
silveraspen: *shares scones*
shati: I am that I am cat is that he is!
batyatoon: *weak smile at Aspen* Hi.
copinggoggles: God: GOD IS GOD.
batyatoon: We're, um.
bookelfe: o hai, Aspen. we upgraded ur bible.
batyatoon: doing Bible macros.
batyatoon: -- that'd be River to Book, right, Becca?
bookelfe: Yes, Batya. Yes it would be. :D
genarti: Batya: David: INVISIBLE SWORD ?
jezrana: Okay, google is failing me.
silveraspen: *cracks up*
phoenixchilde: They have been doing this for the past twenty minutes.
genarti: *eyedart*
phoenixchilde: *has just taken to staring in awe by this point*
silveraspen: that's an IMPRESSIVE length of time.
jezrana: But I have seen a macro that was a cat peering at a small rodent, with the caption "A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS".
genarti: ...*dies*
jezrana: David and Goliath Y/Y?
agonistes: ....actually, I revise my previous Athanasius macro.
agonistes: Athanasius: LOLCANON
genarti: Y.
genarti: *sidles off to email Aspen log*
bookelfe: Y!
batyatoon: Y.
batyatoon: Y GOD Y.
batyatoon: *eyes self*
batyatoon: stop that.
bookelfe: Constantine: o hai i upgraded our religion
copinggoggles: Roman nobility: DO NOT WANT.
jezrana: Okay now I go do dishes really.
batyatoon: ... I hate myself.
batyatoon: I've come up with one for Onan that isn't a ceiling cat riff.
batyatoon: SURPRIES NOTSEX.
genarti: *cracks up*
shati: :D!!!
copinggoggles: no, that's the immaculate conception, Batya.
genarti: ...*dies* Fair.
camwyn: Batya?
batyatoon: yes cam?
camwyn: Balaam's ass: DO NOT WANT
shati: ...surpries...ass-secks?
batyatoon: ... no.
shati: no.
batyatoon: there was no ass-secks.
camwyn: Balaam tried to beat his donkey for refusing to move when an angel was in the way.
shati: surpries ass-speaks
camwyn: Yeah, there we go.
bookelfe: surpries angels are kind of everywhere
batyatoon: ... I can't come up with anything for SURPRIES []SECTS. Help.
shati: ! Batya. yes.
phoenixchilde: Surprise insects?
bookelfe: >:D, Batya1
bookelfe: ...locusts1
shati: locusts!!!
bookelfe: plague of locusts = SURPRIES INSECTS
batyatoon: -- YES
phoenixchilde: :D!
batyatoon: ...
batyatoon: the first of the Ten Commandments:
batyatoon: I R SRS GOD
phoenixchilde: *CHOKES*
shati: .................
silveraspen: *spittakes*
batyatoon: THESE R SRS COMMANDMENTS
bookelfe: JLKJYES
shati: *choking on water*
agonistes: :D!!!!!!!!!!!!1
copinggoggles: *wheezing*
shati: I don't think we're gonna top that one...
batyatoon: *doing a little wheezing herself*
agonistes: *cheerful* Have, er, fun on Saturday, Batya.

Comments

[vivien]

...That is the best Bible study EVAR.

[shati.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Rereading this jogged my memory, and I think that John macro'd the Bible over AIM a while before.

There is too much lolBible in my life.

[jothra]

...can there be too much? I don't think so.

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm going to have fun on Saturday too. Whee.

[adiva_calandia]

<33333

[unravels.livejournal.com]

*snorks* XD

[corchen.livejournal.com]

There needs to be a comm, there really does.

[priscellie.livejournal.com]

*cries tears of laughter*

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

<3

[minkhollow]

And appropriately enough, one of the bar's latest canons got in on the fun. XD