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I said I was going to do it, and I did.
You may remember that a few days back, I announced that I had solved that eternal question, the one which vexes all men. My friends, if you, too, have ever asked yourselves, "Self? Is... is that bird wearing a tiny pirate hat?" then rejoice! Rejoice and be glad. For I have the answer.
I give you, ladies and gentlemen... Jack Sparrow.
PLEASE OBSERVE TINY SPARROW ORNAMENT AT THE BOTTOM. And no, you do not want to know how long it took me to make a tiny pirate hat for a tiny bird whose tiny head was never designed to wear a tiny hat.
Yes, this is a bad picture. Yes, that is a tiny fake bottle of rum that says 'XXXX' on it. And yes, that is aBRING ME THE MEDALLIOOOOOON.
I give you, ladies and gentlemen... Jack Sparrow.
PLEASE OBSERVE TINY SPARROW ORNAMENT AT THE BOTTOM. And no, you do not want to know how long it took me to make a tiny pirate hat for a tiny bird whose tiny head was never designed to wear a tiny hat.
Yes, this is a bad picture. Yes, that is a tiny fake bottle of rum that says 'XXXX' on it. And yes, that is a