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[sophistry]

PACKING.

SEND ENTERTAINMENT.

ETA: Stuff breeds. Is only explanation.

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There is no guarantee that anything I write will be entertaining...

[muji]

...I mean, this is me. I'm the one that started DE in the backroom I was so bored.

Wanna hear the first dirty joke my dad ever taught me?

In days of old
when knights were bold
and rubbers weren't invented,
Men wrapped socks
around their cocks
and babies were prevented.

I was seven. ETA: I don't remember the age exactly, actually. Young enough that that it took me awhile to associate chickens to babies.

Re: There is no guarantee that anything I write will be entertaining...

[muji]

*randomly iconinates the countryside*

I have been doing...okay, today. Despite a) my kitty who, by all reports, was shaking and scared at the vet's office and I WAS NOT THERE TO PROTECTIONATE HIM WAH, and b) stupid ultrasound thing this morning, I feel like I have stuff to focus on beyond all the stupid, stupid shit that is so easy to focus on, y'know? ...That didn't make sense out loud. Ew.

Amy sent me Barcelona in a Bag! :D!!! I need to take pictures of my cats attacking tiny wooden city. *attempts to frame a Godzilla remake with whiskers*

Re: There is no guarantee that anything I write will be entertaining...

[sophistry]

Dead. DEAD. I hope you innocently recited that to a teacher or something.

Re: There is no guarantee that anything I write will be entertaining...

[muji]

I am sure I did! Then there's also: The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the motion of the ocean if the mass of the ass remains constant.

Which I distinctly remember writing on a note in Pre-Calculus class and my teacher confiscated it --

-- to be spotted later taped up in the math teachers' lounge.

Re: There is no guarantee that anything I write will be entertaining...

[lindra.livejournal.com]

That's so heartwarming!