sophistry | come has a vampirs bella

So, after reading the unbelievably EPIC spoilers for Breaking Dawn, and watching the whole internet lose its collective shit, I realised that I obviously had to get in on this action. Thusly, I picked up Twilight in Chapters the other day for €4.99 (thank you, Chapters, for not making me pay actual retail price for it, but sladkfj;s so embarrassed at the checkout. DON'T JUDGE ME, CASHIER CHICK). And oh, man. It's pretty glorious, in that vampire romance badfic way I was so hoping for. And also a pleasantly quick and undemanding read; you can put it down and pick it back up without having to try and remember where you left the story, what's happening, or what the characters are even about - because really, it doesn't matter. It's all about Edward's smouldering liquid topaz eyes and incandescent, perfectly sculpted chest. And his hypnotic, cheetah-like grace, sweet-smelling breath, and devastatingly angelic face.

Awesome, dudes.

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