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[sophistry]

I...

My dad just came in from eight hours on the piss at a retirement party, and talked at me for half an hour. It started out hilarious, became briefly very unhilarious, and then he fell asleep for a little while at the kitchen table.

What.

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[amphigory.livejournal.com]

Haha, I like this entry.

[jarsy.livejournal.com]

My Dad does that on a frequent basis. They're mostly 'business lunches' and he'll fall in the door at midnight, singing. Once he had lost a shoe. Once he collapsed on the floor inside the front door and claimed he couldn't move his legs. Once I had to pick him up in a taxi from a lapdancing club.