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[sophistry]

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE, my mum went to Global Village and bought a knee-high plaster Buddha that matches the décor, which she has put under the hall table. She and my sister (and my grandmother) are calling him 'Ping'. Have already gotten GTFO'd at for being a know-it-all while mentioning it to my sister, and been LOL'd at by my grandmother; currently debating worth of bringing it up with mum when she wakes up from her nap.

ETA: oh my godddddd that did not go well. sdfklj; jesus christ.

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[batyatoon]

*facepalms*

I think I'll buy a little Jesus-on-the-cross that matches my carpets and call him "Yoshke".

[sophistry]

Verbatim quote:

"His name is Ping, and he's not going anywhere."

[batyatoon]

I think I speak for us all when I say oy.

(That's in the Yiddish pronunciation, not the British one.)