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[sophistry]

D: I just had to pop the two biggest blisters in recorded history! on each of my little toes. I just wanted to run down to the village to get some coke in between chapters! I'M A BUSY WOMAN, GODDAMMIT, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THESE SO-CALLED 'SOCKS' OF YOURS.

*roots around for plasters*

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[schiarire.livejournal.com]

Yeek!

[unravels.livejournal.com]

D: Did you find some?

[padfoot]

If I could ban only five things from the universe forever, I think one might be blisters. This either makes me a genius or a terrible person, haven't worked out which.