scuba soph: ................someone on my flist just suggested an age of sail rpg.
no cattle: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WOULD SO READ THAT
scuba soph: and now I want an Aubrey/Maturin PS2 game like. LIKE AHHHH SO MUCH.
scuba soph: you would have all these missions. like, 'retrieve spies from spanish mainland!', 'deliver secret communiqué to Malta!', 'escort East Indiamen trade convoy!'
scuba soph: and you would have to maintain your ship
no cattle: eeeeeeeeeee
no cattle: that would be so cool
no cattle: SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS
scuba soph: and when crewmen died in battle, you would have to pressgang new ones in port
no cattle: :D
scuba soph: and when you capture enemy ships, you earn money for repairs
scuba soph: and if you pressgang shitty crewmembers, it negatively affects your ship, but awesome ones improve it.
no cattle: dude
no cattle: you need to hook up with some game designers
no cattle: :D
scuba soph: and you could have naval battles, but then melée action as well when you BOARD.
scuba soph: IMAGINE PLAYING MATURIN.
scuba soph: you would be like a super fucking ninja
scuba soph: and your arsenal would include like. scalpels and bonesaws.
no cattle: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOCTOR SPY FIGHTING NATURALIST
no cattle: OH MATURIN
scuba soph: sdkjfds omg you could have MINIGAMES
scuba soph: OF COLLECTING SPECIMENS
no cattle: @_@
scuba soph: FOR PRESENTATION TO THE ROYAL SOCIETY AHHHHH
no cattle: GOD GOD
scuba soph: and if you complete the minigame, and then report back to the Royal Society
scuba soph: it is like
scuba soph: 'Congratulations! You have published a paper on the flightless wotsit of Thingy!'
scuba soph: and you earn money or key items
scuba soph: *___________*
no cattle: :>!!!!!!!!!!!
scuba soph: you could base a game on each book or something
scuba soph: and you could have a roster of playable characters
scuba soph: like... Bonden
no cattle: :>!!!
scuba soph: and Diana Villiers
scuba soph: and whatsisname first officer.
no cattle: yes!
scuba soph: omg I want thiiiiiiis
no cattle: HOOK. UP. WITH. GAMER. GEEKS. AND. MAKE. THIS. GAME. AND. GET. LAID. TOO. IS. PERFECT. *_*
no cattle: THIS = BEST PLAN EVER
scuba soph: god. GOD.

I'm bored, cranky, and was woken after an hour's sleep to keep vigil and let the cleaner in.

You know what that means!



Anon on, IP off, all that jazz. Reserving right to screen comments at my own discretion, but... y'know. I probably won't. Talk to me about anything (anything!), nothing (nothing!), or just have a good old cathartic, ranty, primal bitch (the anonymeme version of the primal scream).

Also, pimp! Or, you know, spread the word discreetly to your confidantes-in-gossip via email/IM if you don't want to be seen to publically endorse such unsavoury things as anonymemes in your LJ. Yeah, I'm looking at you. You know you love it.

Anyway, here, I'll start with a confession:

I REALLY WANT SOME GOOD, FLIRTY, FRIENDS-WITH-BENEFITS (OR MORE????) JACK/ELIZABETH AND/OR BARBOSSA/ELIZABETH (AND/OR JACK/BARBOSSA, AND/OR JACK/ELIZABETH/BARBOSSA, YOU GET MY DRIFT) FIC, BUT I AM TOO SCARED TO GO LOOKING FOR IT. SOMEONE HELP ME OUT, GODDAMMIT.