This? This is, it must be said, a truly terrible trailer. Non-IC NARRATOR EXPLAINS IT ALL trailer voiceovers are always, without exception, made of suck. Why is there not more singing. Why the hell wouldn't you use a certain titular 'Ballad of' for a trailer. Why does it seem bizarrely overkill-y. Why was there no mention of the pies. THE PIES, DUDES. Where is my goddamn rocket car. Etc. Bad trailer.

And yet? I remain so excited for Sweeney Todd that I may well soil myself.