Our new kitchen.
"Did you use the hob last night?"
"Yes? I made pasta to go with - "
"Oh. Well, only use the oven and the microwave. Don't use the hob. I don't use the hob."
"But - what - "
"Because then it'll have to be cleaned. So don't use it. Just use the microwave from now on."
ETA: Also, I've gotten three 'Recent death of a member of the college community' emails in my uni inbox in the past week, all postgrads.
Suddenly glad I am taking that year off. :|
"Yes? I made pasta to go with - "
"Oh. Well, only use the oven and the microwave. Don't use the hob. I don't use the hob."
"But - what - "
"Because then it'll have to be cleaned. So don't use it. Just use the microwave from now on."
ETA: Also, I've gotten three 'Recent death of a member of the college community' emails in my uni inbox in the past week, all postgrads.
Suddenly glad I am taking that year off. :|
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