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Sophie ([personal profile] sophistry) wrote2008-03-22 02:43 pm

Our new kitchen.

"Did you use the hob last night?"

"Yes? I made pasta to go with - "

"Oh. Well, only use the oven and the microwave. Don't use the hob. I don't use the hob."

"But - what - "

"Because then it'll have to be cleaned. So don't use it. Just use the microwave from now on."

ETA: Also, I've gotten three 'Recent death of a member of the college community' emails in my uni inbox in the past week, all postgrads.

Suddenly glad I am taking that year off. :|

[identity profile] wikdsushi.livejournal.com 2008-03-22 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Um, k?

What's so horrifying and world-destroying about cleaning the hob that people refer to it in whispers and hushed cries?

[identity profile] mad-megan.livejournal.com 2008-03-22 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That icon is horrifying and world destroying...eeeeek!

[identity profile] wikdsushi.livejournal.com 2008-03-22 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That's Teefs! He's the Owl God!